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What's black and white and red all over?

A nun with a javalon through her neck.

What's the difference between a pile of dirt and a pile of babies?

I don't have a pile of dirt in my garage.

This is one my friend told me, which I completely resent, but I'll put it here anyway:
How do you get a goth out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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golden_death
May. 2nd, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
Heres another one thats resentable (but i'll admit its funny)

whats the difference between a de@d dog in the road and a de@d g0th in the road?
the dog had skid marks leading up to it.

NOTE: the reason for the symbols is that my computer deletes some random words for some reason... no idea why....
bizznitch
May. 8th, 2005 02:17 pm (UTC)
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