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Jun. 16th, 2008

I forgot about this community. No one posts here anymore

I'll leave you with this

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could
use to kill you, including the room itself.
Name them and how they can kill you. No repeats such as " Take a pillow
then shove it down throat, take another pillow then do the same, then
another". If you say something like "he'd use 1242 pennies", then it still counts as one way. BE CREATIVE.

30 ways so far...care to add to that number?Collapse )
Okay, people? This community is dead. If there is no comment by Halloween 2006, then I am deleting it.

Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!


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Jun. 17th, 2005

A: "Open your eyes."
B: "No."
A: "Open them or I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead."


Changed background. If anyone doesn't like it, by all means, propose a better one.

Oh, and...

If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper.

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.

Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.

Kill count: 5

Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!
What's black and white and red all over?

A nun with a javalon through her neck.

What's the difference between a pile of dirt and a pile of babies?

I don't have a pile of dirt in my garage.

This is one my friend told me, which I completely resent, but I'll put it here anyway:
How do you get a goth out of a tree?

Cut the rope.